GOT IT!!
SO, it turns out that it was the distance shown in red on this image. The tip of the BLtouch was just a little bit too low. Like, it was re-measured everything and shaved down the attachment point to the bltouch and now I am able to get it to level a whole lot better. Its still off, like it’s low on the left and high on the right but its off by a manageable amount.
Hey man, I really really want to thank you for everything that you have helped me with. Pointing out the virtual end stop and having you to bounce ideas off of is exactly what I needed to get to this point!
Dude, Thank you so very much!!